Star Raiders and Space Invaders

Jeff Williams (feat. Sandy Casey & Lamar Hall) - On Your Knees.

Bitch in black, hard as stone.
Need no friends, work alone.
Three on one, but you shoulda sent four.
Every time you stand up, you’re back on the floor.

A punch in the balls, and a kick to the head.
Get it on, boys, or you’re gonna get dead.
Think you got skills, but you’re sinking like a stone.
Next time, fuckers, you should just stay home.

You can screw Nevada,
Mess with Maine,
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain,
You can beat Virginia ’til she’s down on the floor,
But if you fuck with Tex,
You’ll be on your knees for sure
Mother fucker.

“Advantage Texas” - got that right.
Bet you boys sleep well at night.
Lick those wounds, nurse those sores.
“Name reserved,” and that’s who for.

You got nine lives, she’s got ten.
After that, she’ll ride again.
“Bit of a badass,” anyone can tell.
That crazy bitch is hell’s angel.

Oklahoma beat down.
Pennsylvania dead and drowned.
Minnesota castigate.
Massachusetts flagellate.
Bitchslap Tennessee.
D.C.? Dead, see.
Utah is a fucking mess.
Oregon in great duress.
Maryland is on her knees.
Louisiana? Bitch, please.
Mississippi? Worst day ever.
North Dakota? Not much better.
Missouri in a stranglehold.
Montana’s corpse is getting cold.
Bleeding time for old Kentucky.
Indiana? Not so lucky.
Vermont could use a four-leaf clover.
New Jersey? It is almost over.
Pick up Delaware and slam her.
Call the meds for Alabama.
Michigan has been destroyed,
Ditto that for Illinois.
New Hampshire should have brought a friend.
West Virginia’s at her end.

Colorado, crash and burn.
Kansas? Point of no return.
Georgia’s underneath a bus.
California’s really fucked.
Idaho and South Dakota:
Give it up, your time is over.
Nebraska, cancel all appointments.
Washington, we’ve got your ointments.

Ohio don’t stand a chance.
Wyoming needs a change of pants.
Rhode Island, you cannot surmount.
Puerto Rico - does that even count?
Pummel down on Carolina.
Connecticut, you’re such a whiner.
Arkansas, eat my dust.
Alaska is a total bust.

You can screw Nevada,
Mess with Maine,
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain.
You can beat Virginia ‘til she’s down on the floor,
But if you fuck with Tex,
If you fuck with Tex,
If you fuck with Tex,
You’ll be on your knees for sure…

Mother fucker.

Agent, may I remind you that we are short on time.

We are merely two groups dedicated to obtaining different results.

“Hey there, Alpha. Been looking for you for a long time.”
“Oh, no…”
“And now that I’ve found you… You’re gonna help me do what I should have done years ago. You’re gonna help me kill the Director.” 

Our next phase is ready to begin, Carolina. We will be asking you to do a great many things.

We’re the good guys… Right?

Better luck next time, Carolina.

“Fall back, Agent Carolina. I’ve got this.”
”You fall back.”

Team B, report!

We’re going to build an enormous drilling machine, and institute my three-phase plan!
Step one: bust through the crust!
Step two: skedaddle through the mantle!
Step three: bore to the core!

… What the fuck is with this guy?