Star Raiders and Space Invaders
Jeff Williams (feat. Sandy Casey & Lamar Hall) - On Your Knees.
Bitch in black, hard as stone.
Need no friends, work alone.
Three on one, but you shoulda sent four.
Every time you stand up, you’re back on the floor.
A punch in the balls, and a kick to the head.
Get it on, boys, or you’re gonna get dead.
Think you got skills, but you’re sinking like a stone.
Next time, fuckers, you should just stay home.
You can screw Nevada,
Mess with Maine,
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain,
You can beat Virginia ’til she’s down on the floor,
But if you fuck with Tex,
You’ll be on your knees for sure
Mother fucker.
“Advantage Texas” - got that right.
Bet you boys sleep well at night.
Lick those wounds, nurse those sores.
“Name reserved,” and that’s who for.
You got nine lives, she’s got ten.
After that, she’ll ride again.
“Bit of a badass,” anyone can tell.
That crazy bitch is hell’s angel.
Oklahoma beat down.
Pennsylvania dead and drowned.
Minnesota castigate.
Massachusetts flagellate.
Bitchslap Tennessee.
D.C.? Dead, see.
Utah is a fucking mess.
Oregon in great duress.
Maryland is on her knees.
Louisiana? Bitch, please.
Mississippi? Worst day ever.
North Dakota? Not much better.
Missouri in a stranglehold.
Montana’s corpse is getting cold.
Bleeding time for old Kentucky.
Indiana? Not so lucky.
Vermont could use a four-leaf clover.
New Jersey? It is almost over.
Pick up Delaware and slam her.
Call the meds for Alabama.
Michigan has been destroyed,
Ditto that for Illinois.
New Hampshire should have brought a friend.
West Virginia’s at her end.
Colorado, crash and burn.
Kansas? Point of no return.
Georgia’s underneath a bus.
California’s really fucked.
Idaho and South Dakota:
Give it up, your time is over.
Nebraska, cancel all appointments.
Washington, we’ve got your ointments.
Ohio don’t stand a chance.
Wyoming needs a change of pants.
Rhode Island, you cannot surmount.
Puerto Rico - does that even count?
Pummel down on Carolina.
Connecticut, you’re such a whiner.
Arkansas, eat my dust.
Alaska is a total bust.
You can screw Nevada,
Mess with Maine,
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain.
You can beat Virginia ‘til she’s down on the floor,
But if you fuck with Tex,
If you fuck with Tex,
If you fuck with Tex,
You’ll be on your knees for sure…
Mother fucker.
“You’re just overreacting! You’ve always been hard on yourself, Connie.”
“Not as hard as they are. Not nearly as hard as they’re going to be… And don’t call me Connie. It makes me sound like a fucking kid. Call me CT.”
FUCK YES!
Check out Halo Waypoint to watch it!
Ahhhh this is awesome! We really get to really see what Halo 4 looks like!
And I’m pretty happy with the way it looks. It really brings back the feel of Halo 3 for me, and I love it. If anything, the Spartans look a bit dull, but the game is still six months from release, so it’s probably not even in beta yet. It kinda reminds me of the alpha footage from Halo 3.
Seriously getting stoked for Halo 4.
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not you should watch Red vs. Blue… Here’s the Season 9 DVD trailer. Decide for yourselves.
